Jim didn't want to believe me about the Intrusion, the flying tarantula changed his mind. I'm not making this up, it was a tarantula with wings! And it almost flew into Jim's face. Would have been funny if it didn't scare the living shit out of me. Spiders are not supposed to have wings for fucks sake! They just shouldn't.
You might want some more context with that. You see, Jim strongly insisted I go back to school tomorrow. One of my excuses was:"I don't have my backpack and school books!" Because he wouldn't accept the fact that I was being followed by the bug army from hell. So I needed excuses, I did not want to go to school. Could you imagine the bloodbath that would happen if the bugs followed me there? Yeah, wouldn't be pretty now would it?
His solution? Escort me home and go get my school materials! Yeah, I rolled my eyes too. <.<
But there is no reasoning with this guy so off we went( with several cans of Raid). The second we opened the door the flying spider came at us, we dodged and I sprayed an entire can on its ugly ass before it keeled over. "Believe me now?" I asked.
I didn't get a response, Jim was way too horrified to say anything more than:"Wha-wha-aa..spi-spiderrr..flll-fly". "Ye that was my first response too." I replied. Well something similar, since I hadn't seen a flying spider before. But I muttered something like that when the spider crawled out my mothers mouth. And kept doing that for the following 10 hours.
Jim got over it faster, only by 3 hours or so but still. Luckily, that spider and all the webs covering the place, convinced him to get the hell out of there before any other bugs showed up. So I'll have to find my survival items somewhere else. The ones I left at home would be full of webs and bug eggs anyway. Good thing I still have some money left from my former job.
Shopping time!<x3
Sounds like the rumors of the Hive breeding new forms were right then. Gah, flying spiders.
ReplyDeleteWhatever they're doing they need to stop it.Seriously, it can only get worse and I don't want to imagine worse than flying spiders.
DeleteYou better hope they don't adapt to the Raid cans and grow to the size of a small dog.
DeleteKnight, please don't give them any ideas...
DeleteDog sized flying spiders that are immune to Raid?Oh please, dear Arceus no no NO!!
DeleteLet's hope that they can't break physics that badly. Normally I don't think anything the size of a dog is going to get off the ground with insect like wings. Also I think the square cubed rule would kick in somewhere around that point and kill any bug that big.
DeleteMaybe near a sufficiently bad dimensional bleed though . . .
My, Alicia if you weren't so delightfully charming & alluring, I would stop reading this blog in an instance due to my hatred of the Intrusion.
ReplyDeleteMe,charming and alluring?Oh stop you're making me blush.<///<
DeleteI share that hatred towards those hellbugs though.Creepy bastards.